Crippled, Day 2, and Reprimanding my Lieutenant

Despite anti-inflammatories, muscle relaxants, and spending yesterday almost entirely in bed (aside from bathroom visits) I am not really noticeably better. Barring a miracle today/tonight, I guess it'll be to the hospital tomorrow and I have no idea what the hell I'm going to do about work; I cannot go there, sitting is almost as bad as standing with this. If only I was a Flint or Weber level author; then I could be grumbling about the pain, but my main breadwinning function would not be potentially impaired. (what does Workman's Comp cover, anyway?)

Now, with respect to my Loyal Lieutenant: I am... disappointed, Shana. I'm not angry, no, just... hurt. Terribly hurt. You, of all people. How could you do this -- or rather, how could you NOT do this? I am referring, of course, to reviewing my work on Amazon, one of the obvious first places for publicity on these writings. Yet I see none with your name. OTHER people have reviewed both DK and Mountain Magic/Diamonds, how could you not have done so??

I hereby direct that you remedy this error at once. :)