Doctor Who: Flesh and Stone
I will cut for spoilers:
Alas, the second half pretty much did nothing to remove this one from the Hall of Lame. It's rather frustrating because there are a lot of good PIECES in here, but they're disjointed and interrupted by Lame.
Still nothing to ease the pain of the Suddenly Munchkined Angels. In fact, all of this just raised more terribly annoying questions about the things (starting with "and explain to me why they haven't long since taken over the universe?"). First, why is it that they have suddenly completely and utterly changed their behavior and powers? When we met them, they were chronovores. They didn't kill people; they touched them and sent them back in time. This, combined with their super-speed and creepy "I'm not alive, I'm a stone! Nothing to see here, just blink" trick makes them MORE than scary enough as antagonists. Why in the hell do they now:
- Consume energy in apparently almost any form (like cut-rate versions of my own Werewolves)
- Kill people directly (including apparently breaking necks, etc.,)
- Have the apparent ability to take someone's brain for the purpose of providing dialogue
- Suddenly become duplicated through images, including frickin' MEMORIES of images?
The addition of More Super Munchkin Power doesn't make this better, it exacerbates the problem. With the above abilities, they should be able to conquer the frickin' universe faster than almost anyone else could imagine. The "observation" requirement for keeping them stone is ill-defined and, in the latest episode, badly broken.
Dr. Song still doesn't work for me, though I slightly reserve judgment in case she does turn out to be a Timelord. I'd prefer it to be Romana but the Rani will do.
I do like Matt Smith's Doctor, and I like Amy Pond. I just hope we'll get some better episodes out of this. So far we've had 5 eps, of which I've liked two reasonably well, tolerated one, and consider two very very lame.
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Again I sort of like them turning other people into angels, or at least semi angels, like Davros reconstituting a Dalek army one molecule at a time.
But can someone provide any explanation on how Amy survives? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?
Maybe that's the reason they haven't taken over the universe? They're Kryptonite is not just sight, it's echo location, x-ray, , PET scan, CAT scan, MRI, magnetometer, gravity-meter, tricorder, smell-o-meter ,timey-wimey gizmo, etc. The more technology that "sees" the more restricted their movements are, as long as you don't record their eyes.
Or maybe the writer(s) didn't have a frickin' clue. Amy should be dead. D*E*A*D, dead.
And can I mention, I'm really getting tired of the whole "the Doctor's Companion is the most important person in the entire space time continuum, without whom the very fabric of reality trembles"?
Rose/Bad Wolf, DoctorDonna, and now Amy. It's getting old.
Note, I don't count Wilf. He's a very limited case, he gets a pass. I also don't count Martha.
Still, can we go back to companions just being people? They come, they stay, they do stuff, sometimes they leave, and sometimes they die.
"Spare me your egotistical musings on your pivotal role in history. Nothing you do here will cause the Federation to collapse or galaxies to explode. To be blunt, you're not that important"
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My feeble fan-answer is that they didn't really want her dead, they wanted her to open her eyes and become an angel, continuing the theme of really wanting to really anger the Doctor.
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In Flesh and Stone, suddenly it becomes a voluntary choice. The explanation the Doctor gives is that the Angels are running scared from the Time Crack, and have chosen to freeze as they assume Amy can see them. When butterfingers gives the game away, they realize they're free to move, and begin inching towards her in patented HorrorMovieExaggeration Mode, until she's saved at literally the last second by River's teleport.
It's also the only time we ever see them move, which is kind of their gimmick - they're scary pretty much because you never see them move. (and Ryk's list of superpowers of course).
That one scene demystified them a staggering amount.
No, in this New Series, they've got the characters down. Now work on the stories a bit more please.
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The new story trashes that cute, almost lit'ry possibility, and as you say also takes away part of the scariness of their basic nature, the fact that they're ALWAYS immobile stone statues... which somehow keep moving when you're not looking.
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1. Angel on Byzantium
2. River Song contacts Doctor
3. River saved by Doctor
4. Angel crashes ship
5. Angel sucked into crack, removed from history
6. Go to 1..um wait...
I thought Moffitt was smarter than failing time travel 101.
The problem with River Song in mho is that she is close to Bernie Sommerfield, who has a large cult following in the UK (she appears in the books and audio plays during the interregnum).
I did however liked a companion getting a pash on. So many passive unrequited love during RTD period (Ok, I grant Jack as a great example who is also an exception).
Vampires in Venice is better Dr Who. The crack in time gets interesting as well.
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Yes, I know, she *IS* Bernice Summerfield with the name changed, basically (same people involved to a large extent). That doesn't excuse it, in a way it makes it worse because Bernice was a companion to the Seventh Doctor, IIRC. They've been re-using stories from that era, in a way that makes little sense (Family of Blood was a Doc Seven story with Bernice as the companion -- and other differences which made the original story make sense and the new one suck boulders through a garden hose).
If they were going to bring in Summerfield, they should have brought her in, not done a cutesey sorta-clone of her with a different name. I would still have been annoyed, especially if they did it the same way (i.e., no explanation for who she really was, how she met the Doctor, etc.), but at least they'd have precedent to point at.