The Sea Wasp (Ryk E. Spoor)

I would find that improbable to the point of near-impossible. SOME of them, yes, but based on prior statistics gathered over months the number this week should have been around 100, scattered around the entire country. To get ZERO, that would mean that *every single one* of the store managers in EVERY story I sold ANYTHING in failed to send in their stuff.

Seems exceedingly unlikely.