I have found my dream home.

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http://www.redfin.com/CA/Newberry-Springs/50451-Silver-Valley-Rd-92365/home/21961921

It's a science-fictionish/James Bond Villain lair.

ON A VOLCANO.

Between LA and Las Vegas.

WITH a LAKE.

If I had the money I would be writing the check RIGHT NOW. "Don't you want to see the insi--" "NO. I have the money, I could rebuild it if I had to."

I could hide my super helicopter (see icon) in the crater.

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Bond: "Do you expect me to redecorate this unit for under $50,000?"
Villian: "No, Mister Bond, I expect you to DIE!"