This would have significantly shortened the epic.

[seawasp]

Gimli Destroys the One Ring.

Comments

[shanejayell.livejournal.com]

*lol*

[caper-est.livejournal.com]

Never again shall I follow one of your links before swallowing my mouthful of wine.

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

[redrose999.livejournal.com]

Dwarves rule!

[nebroadwe.livejournal.com]

That's a marvelous job of editing in reaction shots, there at the end.

[dsrtao]

I've had games which went like that. Cue sudden scrambling for plot...

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah. I've seen that.

"No seriously, it's an artifact. Your weapon won't even touch it."
"I still wanna try!"
"*sigh* OK, go ahead."
*roll* "NATURAL 20!"
"OK, but that still shouldn't-"
"MAX DAMAGE! That comes out to...
"Fuck. I mean...um... you realize as the illusion breaks, that you didn't have the REAL artifact, but a cunning duplicate..."

And that's just D&D. When I was playing Champions, I eventually gave up trying to have anything that the 90 Strength little girl couldn't break.

It's all in the script

[wswears.livejournal.com]

This one had me laughing and showing it to friends who might understand.

[muirecan.livejournal.com]

Ah that would have saved some miles on the old shoe leather.