seawasp: Klaus Wulfenbach discovering that the Heterodyne Heir has left his castle. (Everything's On Fire)
seawasp ([personal profile] seawasp) wrote2011-07-22 06:29 pm

"How will it end?" "IN FIRE."

   I was attempting (based on prior success) to grill our pizzas, since the oven is still unreliable.

   The grill caught fire.

    This wasn't no pansy-ass "oh a little grease on the bottom is burning". This was "THE INTERIOR IS A SEA OF FLAME, BARELY RESTRAINED BY THE DOUBLE-WALLED STEEL COOKIE-SHEETS ABOVE!!!"

   This was "I CAN BARELY GET NEAR IT TO TURN IT OFF!"

   This was "The paint BELOW THE GRILL is ON FIRE!"

   I got the pizza itself out before it was destroyed, but the inferno continued to grow WITH THE GAS OFF.

   It finally burned out just before I was going to go for the fire extinguisher in my car.

   It MELTED part of the knobs on the FRONT of the grill. The igniter is gone. I think the tubes below MELTED.

   All these things are lost, like tears in flame. Time to fry.

   Actually,  time to get a new grill.

[identity profile] muirecan.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope this was your old grill and not the new one you were asking questions about what to look for.

[personal profile] hms42 2011-07-22 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
The important thing is that you are alright. Secondary, you saved dinner at the same time.

[identity profile] lilfluff.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yikes! Yeah, hoping this was an old grill too. IT would really suck if a new one went up in flames like that. (Well, cooking off the gas tank would suck even more, although assuming no one was seriously hurt would make for one heck of a cool story.)

[identity profile] fabricdragon.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
i would make a point of calling the mfg, and also reporting it to consumer reports... thats DANGEROUS.
especially since i doubt you could get close enough to detach the gas, so that was a fire near the gas container...

glad you are safe

[identity profile] shanejayell.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hopefully, this is your old machine.

Glad you're okay tho.

[identity profile] queenoftheskies.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yikes! That's frightening.

So glad you're okay!!!

[identity profile] missingvolume.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
So glad that had a good outcome.

[identity profile] ldsman.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Pics or it didn't happen. :)

[identity profile] vulpine137.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yowza...fear the grill from hell

[identity profile] thomasyan.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Glad you are okay!

Note to self: Your fire extinguishers need replacing!

[identity profile] janetmiles.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ay-yi! I'm glad you're safe and it was only the grill that burned.

[identity profile] kira-snugz.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
holy frick that is scary on fire.

my husband says "oooh sounds fun!" but he is weird.

either way glad you are safe and yay new grill!

[identity profile] groblek.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yipe! Glad no one was hurt.

[identity profile] martianmooncrab.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
It was a flaming observance of your birthday (yesterday). Glad that everyone and everything was okay, well, except for the grill that is.

[identity profile] burger-eater.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)

"OMG! The grill is on fire! Somebody grab the camcorder!"


I'm glad no one was hurt.

[identity profile] k-kinnison.livejournal.com 2011-07-24 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Glad your okay.

Next time i suggest using a pizza stone. I cook all my pizza's in the grill or oven now on it

Hopefully the trauma of the grill fire does not prevent you from splurging on a new one to help you recover

[identity profile] gary-jordan.livejournal.com 2011-07-25 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Concur. There's nothing like pizza stoned.
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[personal profile] claidheamhmor 2011-07-27 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. Was this a barbecue-style grill?