"How will it end?" "IN FIRE."
Jul. 22nd, 2011 06:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I was attempting (based on prior success) to grill our pizzas, since the oven is still unreliable.
The grill caught fire.
This wasn't no pansy-ass "oh a little grease on the bottom is burning". This was "THE INTERIOR IS A SEA OF FLAME, BARELY RESTRAINED BY THE DOUBLE-WALLED STEEL COOKIE-SHEETS ABOVE!!!"
This was "I CAN BARELY GET NEAR IT TO TURN IT OFF!"
This was "The paint BELOW THE GRILL is ON FIRE!"
I got the pizza itself out before it was destroyed, but the inferno continued to grow WITH THE GAS OFF.
It finally burned out just before I was going to go for the fire extinguisher in my car.
It MELTED part of the knobs on the FRONT of the grill. The igniter is gone. I think the tubes below MELTED.
All these things are lost, like tears in flame. Time to fry.
Actually, time to get a new grill.
The grill caught fire.
This wasn't no pansy-ass "oh a little grease on the bottom is burning". This was "THE INTERIOR IS A SEA OF FLAME, BARELY RESTRAINED BY THE DOUBLE-WALLED STEEL COOKIE-SHEETS ABOVE!!!"
This was "I CAN BARELY GET NEAR IT TO TURN IT OFF!"
This was "The paint BELOW THE GRILL is ON FIRE!"
I got the pizza itself out before it was destroyed, but the inferno continued to grow WITH THE GAS OFF.
It finally burned out just before I was going to go for the fire extinguisher in my car.
It MELTED part of the knobs on the FRONT of the grill. The igniter is gone. I think the tubes below MELTED.
All these things are lost, like tears in flame. Time to fry.
Actually, time to get a new grill.
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Date: 2011-07-22 10:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-22 10:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-22 10:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-22 11:10 pm (UTC)especially since i doubt you could get close enough to detach the gas, so that was a fire near the gas container...
glad you are safe
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Date: 2011-07-22 11:22 pm (UTC)Glad you're okay tho.
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Date: 2011-07-22 11:25 pm (UTC)So glad you're okay!!!
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Date: 2011-07-22 11:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-22 11:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-23 12:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-23 01:21 am (UTC)Note to self: Your fire extinguishers need replacing!
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Date: 2011-07-23 02:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-23 02:37 am (UTC)my husband says "oooh sounds fun!" but he is weird.
either way glad you are safe and yay new grill!
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Date: 2011-07-23 02:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-23 03:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-23 06:35 pm (UTC)"OMG! The grill is on fire! Somebody grab the camcorder!"
I'm glad no one was hurt.
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Date: 2011-07-24 05:01 am (UTC)Next time i suggest using a pizza stone. I cook all my pizza's in the grill or oven now on it
Hopefully the trauma of the grill fire does not prevent you from splurging on a new one to help you recover
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Date: 2011-07-25 12:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-27 11:43 am (UTC)