seawasp | Holiday Traditions...

... demand I post certain things:

First, the true story of The One Ring...

Then, a couple of old classics with some... revisions.

Number one -- my classic "Ring Their Bells, OR The Munchkin's Carol" -- now made into a video on YouTube, something I never expected.

Number two -- that old favorite "Frosty the Snowman"...

Frosty the Snowman
Was a dark and evil soul
With a leaden pipe and a jack-knife nose
And a heart as black as coal

Frosty the Snowman
Is a horror tale, they say
He rose from the snow
And the children know
That he came to life to slay

There must have been black magic
In that hockey mask he wore
For when we ripped it from his face
He melted to the floor.

Frosty the Snowman
Was a dark undead you see
And the children say
He'll be back one day
For revenge on you and me

Yes, the children say
He'll be back one day
For revenge on you and me!

And finally, "Santa Claus is Hunting You Down":

Oh, you better watch out
You might as well cry
'Cause you gotta know
You're all gonna die!
Santa Claus is hunting you down.

He's made up his list!
He's put you down TWICE!
And now you'll find out
Why naughty ain't nice!
Santa Claus is hunting you down

The reindeer and his elf friends
Will make his rounds tonight
He's going down his "Naughty List"
In search of punks to smite!

Oh, you better watch out
You might as well cry
'Cause you gotta know
You're all gonna die!
Santa Claus is hunting you down.
Santa Claus is hunting you down!