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Just got back from seeing the Narnia movie: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

YES.

This is the nearest thing to a perfect adaptation that has ever been done, as far as I can remember.

From the opening with the London Blitz -- giving us a graphic explanation for those too young to understand why these children were sent away from their parents to some stranger's home -- to the final return to the real world, this is a demonstration that it is unquestionably possible to take a book and turn it into an adaptation which loses virtually nothing from the original and brings that original to life. There are so many brilliant and touching points in this film that I won't even attempt to talk about them all. I'll just hit the high points.

ASLAN: The prime mover behind all events, Aslan is the image on which the movie will stand or fall. And it stands, and roars triumphantly to shake the theatre and say "I HAVE COME!". He is not a Tame Lion. He is THE Lion, the Lion any reader of Narnia has known, whether he was Christian to begin with or, like me, never noticed the Christian imagery until someone else pointed it out.

JADIS, the WHITE WITCH: PERFECT. It was startling, amazing, and somewhat disquieting to see how they managed to make her both beautiful and repellent, a woman who was lovely and yet had... SOMETHING wrong with her. And how they didn't pull a single punch. She is as devastating as winter gone berserk, a moving, lethal, gorgeous ballet of destruction.

The Four Children: Stunning. Lucy is brilliantly played, and so are the others -- Edward's pettiness and the price he pays for it, Peter's almost impossible transformation from British schoolboy to young king on the battlefield, Susan's thoughtfulness crossed with overcaution... Just lovely.

NARNIA: I'd spend too long babbling to even make sense. Perfect.


I haven't walked out of a theater so uplifted since, well, maybe seeing Star Wars for the first few times.

Re[2]: Comments on the LWW movie

Date: 2006-01-04 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lexomatic.livejournal.com
Lexomatic wrote: :::In the book the kids flee into the Wardrobe not because of an errant cricket ball, but because The MacReady was leading a tour.

Seawasp replied: :::I think that was an attempt to shorten the preamble; they'd have needed an additional scene or scenes to establish the existence of regular tours, and the MacReady's hostlity towards encountering "children".

"Additional" meaning "even more scenes that weren't in the book," given the others the film invented to establish the Pevensie kids' characters -- the air raid, train trip, Susan's idea of rainy-day fun, etc.

Seawasp: :::Maugrim WAS the original British name. Fenris Ulf was the name in the American printings. It has been changed back in more recent editions.

Aha. The one in our house was quite old, a trade paperback-sized edition, probably 1960s vintage -- it had a publisher logo that resembled the Desilu florette. But with illos!

Lexomatic: :::And why no saddle?

Seawasp: :::Unicorns are also the most noble of all steeds, which only a King may ride,

Peter hadn't been invested yet! Technicality, yes.

:::This is established in Narnia -- see The Last Battle,

I bow to your obviously more recent memory of the books.

:::And Talking Horses generally do not suffer saddle or heavy bridles.

Whine, whine, complain, whinny. And human soldiers don't like carrying 50-pound packs. Don't like the strap-marks? Gonna feel really foolish when your rider overbalances when swinging, or gets dislodged by a lance.

:::They don't need them to keep their rider on their backs.

Under normal circumstances, maybe. What I know about war-tack is derived entirely from Robin McKinley's The Hero and the Crown (and the relevant Wikipedia articles need expanding), but I get the impression that stirrups, plus a high pommel and cantle, are useful given the exertions and gyrations of combat.

Lexomatic: :::No blood.

Seawasp: :::My only real problem with the scenes.

Kids see more blood with nosebleeds and soccer practice. If this was supposed to be "The Passion of the Christ for Kids" (as some reviewers have dubbed it), its gore-less-ness makes it the... anti-passion... something. There's a clever wordplay in there somewhere.

(For comparison, there was no blood in 2003's PG-rated "Agent Cody Banks" when the villain swallowed the nanobots -- much hemorrhaging and anime-style blood-spitting there should have been, yes, as they ate his GI tract. Instead he just turned grey and crumbled.)

Edmund and horrible! injuries!

Date: 2006-03-01 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lexomatic.livejournal.com
:::Lexomatic wrote: I don't care if the film was rated PG, being run through with a sword (sacrificial dagger, etc.) should result in great big puddles of blood all around.


:::Seawasp replied: My only real problem with the scenes. The amount of blood should have been... impressive.

The Entertainment Weekly feature on the movie included this quote from the actor who played Edmund (Skandar Keynes, born 5 Sep 1991):


I wanted a big hole in my chest and my guts spilling out, but the movie's PG. PG! Stupid parental guidance.


So apparently we're not the only ones dissatisfied with that scene. Of course, teens, tweens and younger tend to be a bloodthirsty lot -- haven't learned yet to sublimate their savage impulses, and all that. :) Haven't learned about anatomy either, apparently. Human guts are in your abdomen, not your thorax. ("Humans don't have an arm control nerve in the belly!")
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