Resolutions.
Jan. 1st, 2006 04:55 pmI hereby resolve ...
Oh, wait, those were DOGBERT'S resolutions.
No, no, that's Utena...
Oh, HERE'S my list.
Three should be enough to cause me remorse and guilt throughout the year, right?
To show NO TOLERANCE for those less fortunate... to RE-DEFINE MORALITY to suit my short term objectives... and to CONQUER the PLANET EARTH and make all the inhabitants my slaves.
Oh, wait, those were DOGBERT'S resolutions.
I swear to bring the world revolution!
No, no, that's Utena...
Oh, HERE'S my list.
1) To end this year significantly lighter than I am now. Currently I am between 215 and 220 lbs (about 98-99 kilos) and I should weigh around 180 -185. I know myself too well to resolve absolutely to reach THAT weight by the end of this year, but I do insist that I get at least a quarter of the way there -- say, 10 pounds. If I can do better, great. But no more increases!
2) To do much better at sending out snailmal materials. I'm terrible at it, and then I get feeling guilty, which pushes it back in my head. I have to get it together and remember to send out all the stuff I owe people.
3) To get significant exercise every day. Exceptions for days I'm travelling -- they're just too much -- and days I'm actually physically ill. No exception for "oh, I'm just tired".
Three should be enough to cause me remorse and guilt throughout the year, right?