It is NOT the Holiday Season.

[seawasp]

That begins on Thanksgiving. All who play Christmas music before then should be executed by being run over by a reindeer. All who make Christmas ads before then should be sold into slavery to elves.


"Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost ripping off your nose
Though we could die
Any time, many ways
Merry Christm --- what's that NOISE?..."
The Stephen King Christmas Carol.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sell them into slavery to Dwarves, they'd make them work harder.

[rugor.livejournal.com]

oops--- that was me.

Of course I'm in Canada-- so it's safely after Thanksgiving for me anyway :)

[franseca.livejournal.com]

HEAR HEAR!!!

[salkryn.livejournal.com]

How about a corrolary to this for all the stores that put up their Christmas stock before Halloween? I think napalm or pinpoint orbital strikes are in order.

Yes!

[seawasp]

Let us set them up the bomb! They have no chance to survive, make their time.

Re: Yes!

[salkryn.livejournal.com]

*Cough*
*Sputter*
You nearly killed me with that...All my base are belong to you, oh great one.

hear hear

[heracolyte.livejournal.com]

They've been starting the christmas stuff earlier and earlier, I wonder if they'll just make it year round and be over with it.

[denubis.livejournal.com]

See, when people say Elves, the first thing that really comes to mind are PTerry's Elves. In short: they're not nice little critters pounding on little toys for hogswatch night. Mmm... need to reread Lords and Ladies and Hogfather.

Yes. Let's send everyone who advertises Christmas gifts before Thanksgiving to the Elves. <Cackle>Hehehehehe</cackle>

[sub-musashi.livejournal.com]

QFT.

You mean this kind of elves?

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

And pleasant is the fairy land
For those that in it dwell,
But ay at end of seven years
They pay a teind to hell


Arthur Quiller-Couch, ed. (1863–1944). The Oxford Book of Ballads. 1910.

2. Tam Lin